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My Middle-Aged Baby Book

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Binding: Hardcover
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ISBN: 9780761177470
Publisher: Workman Publishing Company
Language: English
Page Count: 87
Publication Date: 9/10/2013
Size: 8.45" l x 8.34" w x 0.68"
Series: N/A

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Congratulations, you middle-aged baby! Look what you've grown-- baggy arms and knee flaps and a special little tuft of hair, right under your chin. And is that a new tooth--or just a sparkling new cap? And--oh, sorry for making you laugh, causing one of those "Oops-I-peed!" moments. But don't worry, you'll shortly forget it ever happened.


A comic classic, My Middle-Aged Baby Book is the irrepressibly cheeky celebration of middle age in the form of a fill-in baby book--and the perfect birthday gift and keepsake for both women ("Is it hot in here, or is it just me?") and men (remember, it's prostate not prostrate). It's a place to record firsts: my first colonoscopy, my first reading glasses, my first words ("everything hurts"). Vital statistics: including married name(s), circumference of abdomen, cholesterol count (bad HDLs, good HDLs). Primary caregivers: urologist, periodontist, colorist. It explains the Seven Stages of Hair Loss, answers the question Am I Smiling . . . or Is It Gas?, covers Sex? (Check one: Yes, No, Can't Remember), and what happens When I Grow Up--go ahead, be a burden to your children!


And for everyone who forgot where they put their reading glasses, the book is thoughtfully printed on anti-glare paper in large, easy-to-read type.

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