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How to Survive a Horror Movie

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Binding: Paperback
List Price: $20.99
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ISBN: 9781683691464
Publisher: Quirk Books
Language: English
Page Count: 176
Publication Date: 9/24/2019
Size: 6.95" l x 4.97" w x 0.58"
Series: N/A

Are you reading this in a cornfield, at a summer camp, or in an abandoned mental institution? Have you noticed that everything is poorly lit, or that music surges every time you open a door? If the answer is yes, you're probably trapped in a horror movie. But don't freak out-just read this book! With it you will learn how to overcome every obstacle found in scary films, including-



.How to determine what type of horror film you're trapped in

.The five types of slashers and how to defeat them

. How to handle killer dolls, murderous automobiles, and other haunted objects

. How to deal with alien invasions, zombie apocalypses, and other global threats

. What to do if you did something last summer, if your corn has children in it, or if you suspect you're already dead

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